Obama

Barack Obama was going to be the 44th president of the United states until the day of his inauguration, where he was shot and killed by Racist Yoda for being black. Nothing about his life before this is extremely notable so it will not be listed here.

Revival
Obama was revived 2 months after his death when scientists injected regenerative lizard DNA into his brain.

However the lizard DNA had a few adverse effects on Obama some of which were good like his new super strength, super speed, 12 foot tongue, natural stealth camouflage, long life expectancy, and heightened awareness. However he also is in constant pain from the reptile DNA trying to take over his body, and also he has cold blood so he is always cold.

Return to Society
When Obama was let back out into the world to integrate with society, some problems had arisen. It turns out that for some reason whenever you looked at Obama wearing sunglasses you could totally see his reptilian skin. This meant that the government had to totally ban sunglasses all together except for like agents so that's why they always wear sunglasses.

On June 4th, 209999, Obama walked out of his White House and slipped on the steps. When Obama got up, he was unaware to the fact that his silicone face mask had partially torn. This was bad because Obama had to give a speech to everyone in the entire gigaverse that day.