Tarik Torgaddon

Tarik Torgaddon is one of the greatest warriors in the Gigaverse and he can obliterate anyone in his path with his sheer awesometude. One time, a man showed up at his house and asked if he could borrow a cup of sugar and Torgaddon responded by grabbing the creator of Steven Universe, Rebecca Sugar, and he shoved her up the man's ass. We refer to this day in Gigaverse history as Halloween.

Origin
Torgaddon was just your average, everyday, warlord. He spent all day laying waste to his enemies and then spent every night watching episodes of Sofia the First until one day after watching an episode of Sofia the First, he got into a fight with some guys on the basketball court. This made his mom get scared so she packed up all of his luggage and made him go to his Aunt and Uncle's house in Bel Air.

Arriving to his Aunt and Uncle's house
When Torgaddon arrived to his aunt and uncle's, the first thing that happened was that they strapped him to a chair and forced him to watch nothing but anime AMVs for 5000 years in an attempt to create the perfect killer.

5000 years after this took place, Torgaddon was then released from his chair prison and the first thing that he did was pull out a chainsword (that's a combination between a chainsaw and a sword for you casuals) and cut off his aunt and uncle's faces.

He then smooshed his aunt and uncle down until the both of the were flat enough to pass off as slices of bread.

Torgaddon then took the two faces, slid them between the smooshed bodies and began eating his aunt and uncle like a turkey sandwich. This was that the day that the Relative Sandwich, one of tastiest foods in the Gigaverse, was born.

Waging his war across the Gigaverse
After Torgaddon broke out of his aunt and uncle's AMV prison, he decided to build himself a suit of armor. He chose the color green because that's the color of mint flavored M&Ms.

Torgaddon then began to kill everything in his path that reminded him of those damned AMVs.

This went on for quite a while until he met his soon-to-be best friend, the Comedian.

Befriending the Comedian
While Torgaddon was using one of his victim's spines as a backscratcher, he spotted the Comedian out of the corner of his eye. He then remembered watching an AMV of the Watchmen movie set to the song Bombshell, by Powerman 5000.

This pissed him the fuck off and he immediately ran over to the Comedian with the intent to shove both his feet up his asshole and use him as a snowboard, but the Comedian said something that changed Torgaddon's whole outlook on life.

"Woah man, don't be GREEN with envy" said the Comedian.

Torgaddon stood there, then he began to laugh. His laughter was filled with so much joy and happiness that it brought everyone who ever died in the Gigaverse back to life, except for Purple Spongebob because fuck him.

Torgaddon then realized that he didn't just want to be a warlord, he wanted to be a warlord who was also funny.

Torgaddon and the Comedian then set off and became one of the most iconic comedy duos in the Gigaverse, also they ended up racking up one of the highest body counts out of anyone in the Gigaverse too, but I'm not going to tell you about it because your lips are too dry. Don't go licking your lips now you goddamn dry lipped puss bag, you had your chance and you blew it, now you've gotta live with yourself.

Killing Live Action Shaggy
Torgaddon continued traveling across the Gigaverse until he stumbled upon one of the most dangerous and powerful foes to ever exist in the Gigaverse timeline, Live Action Shaggy!

The both of them looked into each other's eyes and both immediately knew that they would have to kill each other. Live Action Shaggy jumped into the action immediately and began hitting Torgaddon with lightning fast punches and kicks every nanonsecond while Torgaddon was helpless to defend against any of it.

Shaggy continued hitting Torgaddon until Torgaddon tickled Shaggy's feet.

Since Shaggy had a foot fetish, this caused him to involuntarily orgasm while Torgaddon put on his greatest weapon, oven mitts, and began slapping Shaggy so hard that the reality around them began warping and contorting in different ways. The only consistent thing about these different realities was that I still fucked your mom last night and that will never change no matter how much you want it to.

Torgaddon's oven mitt attack rush then came to an end when he used his ultimate attack, the cosmic oven mitt punch, and slapped Shaggy so hard that his his whole body folded in on itself and he disappeared from the Gigaverse all together due to the power of the oven mitts.

Torgaddon then left to go eat at Five Guys.

Currently
Torgaddon currently lives at home with his wife Spinel and they continue spending everyday waging war with their enemies and every night watching episodes of Ever After High.

Torgaddon and Spinel currently plan to exterminate the rest of the Shaggys in the Gigaverse but it is unknown when this will happen and its even more unknown if they can pull this off.