The Pillar Men

once upon a time like 10000 years ago there were 3 gay stone people. they ate people for lunch. they wanted a shiny rock for ultimate power. some nerds who knew how to do sun karate posed a great threat to them so they pulled a h1tler on the entire race of sun karate nerds. rest in piss, smoking that sun karate nerd pack

like 9000 years later the stone people woke up again and found some nazis sucking there stone dongs. they killed them all. then they realized there were some nerds who still knew sun karate, there was retard, ceaser salad, and mommy milf lisa. one of the gay stone people got absolutley bodied by the retard, then ceaser salad got flatened like a pancake. the retard fought another one and bodied him. then it turned out that mommy milf lisa was retards mom. the ahd sex

mommy milf lisa also had the shiny stone the rock people wanted so they killed her and took it. the retard treid to fight the last gay stone guy by yeeting him into a volcanoe but he used the shiny rock and became so sus that the retard died of cringe

the last gay stone dude proceeded to SUCCCC every last human alive and rape every dog