Drake and Josh

Drake and Josh are some of the most putrid, heinous, and utterly monstrous people in the Gigaverse. They beat my wife so goddamn badly that she only speaks Mexican and the only food she can eat is Welch Fruit Snacks.

FUCK YOU DRAKE AND JOSH YOU RUINED MY LIFE! KFSUFJILSILFJLSHKFJKEHKFJSLJFHNSIJNFLJSDKBHGIRJOIJGBGIHJOJFBKJLFNKSJIFOJSLDNC

Origin
Flo from Progressive was getting fucked in every single hole in her body and it FUCKING ROCKED, but unfortunately, she ended up getting pregnant from this and it resulted in her giving birth to two of the largest dipshits in the whole universe, Drake and Josh.

Flo responded to this by throwing them in the garbage because she was hoping to give birth to Disney Channel stars, not Nickelodeon ones.

Life as teenagers
Pretty much nothing happened after that. The two brothers had normal, simple, lives together until one day when Josh got a brilliant idea.

Josh said to Drake "Hey Drake, wanna go fuck Birdie the Early Bird?"

Drake responded to this by taking a hit from a blunt, before tossing it over his shoulder and causing a nuclear explosion to go off. He then said "yeah ok" and the two brothers went on their merry way

Making love to the Birdie the Early Bird
Drake and Josh surfed on some wicked awesome waves and went on some bodacious adventures before they got the lair of Birdie the Early Bird