Cosmic Brownie

Cosmic Brownies are the best fucking snack food ever created by mankind, they are literally powered by the cosmos and the taste reflects that in spades.

If I could do it, I would stick my dick into it, but I'd probably explode due to the sheer power of the cosmos enveloping my body and soul, thus causing me to be just a blip on the radar of the godliness that is the Cosmic Brownie.

How to make a Cosmic Brownie
First, you will need to scoop out the core of a dying star in order to create the shell that a Cosmic Brownie is contained within. This is so that you do not make the Gigaverse collapse all around you by mistake. Second, you will need to pray to the God Emperor of Mankind and have him come down to earth in order to give the Cosmic Brownie his blessing. If you mess up this step, you will die an infinite amount of deaths and infinity is one of the most hated numbers in the number library, along with number 7.

Third, you will need to grab an atomic bomb and shove it into the Cosmic Brownie shell, made from the dying star. This is to give it its flavor and without it, your Brownie will just taste like burnt bacon combined with Bill Nye the science guy's stand up comedy career. Very unpleasant in general.

Fourth, you must make it with love. Love is the most important ingredient in any dish. If you make a dish and you don't add love, then you get Chef Boyardee which is the most loveless food in the Gigaverse.

Fifth, you must eat your brownie, and ascend to the Heavens now that your one goal in life has been fulfilled and there is no more reason for you to inhabit your human shell. Take your place among the gods and live as one of the chosen ones for you've earned it.