Shinji

Get In The Fucking Robot Shinji

Shinji is a really whiny kid who can't stop whining for some reason, it's really annoying.

Piloting Evangelion Unit 01
Apparently, Evangelion Units has a very special quality of muffling any sound (as long as they were inside the entry plug). However, there was no one constantly talking enough, so they couldn't really use them. Fortunately, Gendo Ikari, Shinji's father, came up with an answer: his non-stop whining son Shinji. Shoving Shinji into one of the Evangelions would solve the problems of both using the most advanced Eva Units (Eva-01) to it's fullest potential and finally muffling the forever whining Shinji. It was like a breath of fresh air for everyone.... and then the Angels started attacking, things got wack quick.

People thought they were done with world trouble 15 years ago with the Second Impact which happened on September 13th, 2000, but nope! An angel monstrosity (Sachiel) appeared out of the ocean and starting heading towards Tokyo-3. Normally stuff like this would be fine, but underneath Tokyo-3 was Nerv Headquarters where the Evangelions were held. So Gendo, being the big maniacal genius he is (and very seriously wanting to see a giant mech fight a giant monster), told Shinji to go out and fight the thing so they didn't all die. However, telling Shinji things was a double edged sword as he found out there was a radio of sorts which meant they had to hear about how he didn't wanna fight a giant monster just because his dad wanted him to. So then Gendo got his backup: Rei Ayanami, who is apparently adept at persuading people. However her lungs were broken at the time, yet so was almost everything else. But that didn't really matter apparently because Shinji apparently, we're not sure the Evangelion units muffle REALLY well, apparently STOPPED whining for once... and then said "I'll do it." Crazy right? Then he beat that monster into the ground, looked awesome, especially when the thing blew up in an attempt to kill Eva-01, barely even worked. Was really cool, at least that's what Gendo thought and he began formulating more plans to satisfy his giant mech vs giant monster fighting fetish. Reminds me of Joffrey to be honest, but this isnt about him, this is about Shinji.