Racist Yoda

"'****** ****** ******.... ****** ******'""— Racist Yoda"Racist Yoda owns the title of "most Racist person ever". he is so Racist that he might be one of the most hated people in the Gigaverse next to Shadman and him.

Origin
Racist Yoda was never seen before November 4, 2008, on the day of President Barack Obama's inauguration. That day Racist Yoda shot and killed President Barack Obama before he could be sworn in as president."'Hmmm, kill all ******s I must'""— Racist Yoda, on killing would be President, Barack Obama"Racist Yoda was executed on march 15th, 2009 by hanging. He instantly went to hell for being racist, he is currently serving a life sentence.

"'******'""— Racist Yoda's last words"

Faked Execution
On September 24th, 2019, local internet user Froskur117 posted a message in the comments section of this wiki entry. In his message he states the following:"'This is false, Yoda was not executed in 2009. This is a false statement. Yoda was never executed, In fact they just shaved yadles head and planted her in yodas apartment. When the DEA busted in through the frontdoor to bust yoda for his Ketamine lab and aleged acts of terrorism, They only found 2 plants of marijuana, One Reeses peanutbutter cup and Standard Reference Material 2387. Yoda is still out there but to calm the population of dagobah they executed yadle on Dragonsnake bog wich is a public area owned by the goverment. In 2019 a young fast talking jew picked up yodas secret radio channel, The young jew was Ben Shapiro.""'Ben shapiro contacted Yoda but got no return. Noone has ever since heard of Yoda""'Some speculate that he has commited suicide or gone dark but personally I think that he has joined Ku Klux Klan to fight an african-american Regime in france led by Lunoi the french antifa member'"We are now consider the possibility that yoda may be alive and that Yadle is actually the one who's dead, in hell, and is currently suffering in the 10th circle of hell. Yoda is still at large and the CIA have listed him as The Gigaverse's most wanted criminal. He is wanted for the following crimes of treason, indecent exposure, tax fraud, and capital racism.

"'Commit mass genocide against ******s, I must.'""— Racist Yoda"

Post George Floyd
After the dramatic catalyst that was the slaying of George Floyd, and the subsequent protests, Yoda was one of the top targets of BLM and Antifa. Citizens of CHAZ banded together to build a rocket ship that would fly to Dagobah so they could finally and rightfully take out Yoda. The rocket, dubbed the "Great Leap Forward" and its single passenger, Hasan Piker, launched on June 11th, 2020. A month later the rocket crash landed in the Dagobah swamps and sunk deep into the waters, but luckily Hasan was able to swim to the shore.

Finding Yoda would prove to be a difficult task but the rocket actually landed in the exact location that Luke's x wing had landed, so it was super close to Yoda's hut. Hasan peeked through the window and saw Yoda shitposting on /pol/, hitting ctrl v over and over again on one screen, and watching Alex Jones Infowars on his second monitor. When Yoda got up from his chair to refill his glass of G-Fuel, he saw mister Piker peeking through the window and used the force to grab his lightsaber. Hasan lept through the window and before he could do anything, Yoda sliced him in half. Hasan now has a reptilian clone that does his twitch streams rip azan.

After word got out that our single savior was brutally murdered, everyone was outraged times 100. BLM members and all of Antifa stormed Disneyworld and set fire to Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge. Frozen Elsa, Queen of the monarchy of Disneyworld, voiced her solidarity with the arsonists stating "The loss of property is nothing compared to the countless victims of Yoda's hateful abuse". The hashtag #CancelRacistYoda was top trending on Twitter for a full week.

President Squidward was quoted calling Frozen Elsa a "traitor" and he said that each and every protester, peaceful or not, was a thug and Hasan deserved to die. Speaker of the house, Sandy Cheeks, started an impeachment trial against President Squidward over his scandalous comments, but was assassinated by the Squid Squad (SS). A riot the following evening errupted in front of The White House. Millions of people were desperately attempting to climb the fence, but they were being gunned down by Squidward's forces. Eventually the rioters made it onto the lawn of The White House and stormed inside, killed Squidward, stole literally everything, and burned the building to the ground. In the aftermath everyone was like oh yeah yoda still needs to fucking die so they took a sniper rifle, aimed it at dagobah and shot yoda in his giant racist head.