Fat Asuka

Fat Asuka is a fucking fatass. Fat Asuka is notably recognized as the fattest person in the entire Gigaverse. Weighing in at 3827542874523874023874238793746297854712365t4976534971623548761253497162359459734269817324691823756981732468326936 Gigapounds, Fat Asuka is in the super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super heavyweight weight class. Fat Asuka used to be actually like really fucking skinny but an unhealthy life lead her down a dangerous path

After Neon Genesis Evangelion Career
After The End of Evangelion, Asuka started to eat a lot of fucking food it was awful she ate so much food she literally grew like 5 times her size in like 2 days. When they called Asuka back to do the shitty ass rebuilds they found out that she was a fucking fatass. Hideaki Anno was actually quoted with saying "Hory shit, you are fucking fatass what tha fuck". She was so fat that they had to clone Asuka so they could still make the shitty rebuilds and ruin a perfect series.

However, since the fake ass new Asuka had no combat ability whatsoever, they still had to get Asuka to do the missions and pilot the Evangelion.

At first, NERV scientists were starting to design a new entry plug that would fit Asuka in her new fatass form, but by the time they finished the 1000 square gigafoot by 1000 square gigafoot entry plug, Asuka was already way too big to even fucking fit in it. In fact, Asuka had actually grown to be way taller than her Eva. They threw the Evangelion away and just let Asuka go out on missions.

Spaghetti Themed Angel
In 1942 on July 7th, A giant Spaghetti themed Angel invaded the Anime Universe. Asuka literally devoured it in one bite and grew more. It was so fucking delicious, she let out a burp that could be heard from all over the Gigaverse.

Pepsi Man Ultimatum
When Pepsi Man Ultimatum showed up at The Anime Universe's front door, Fat Asuka answered. Before Pepsi Man Ultimatum could even utter a phrase, Fat Asuka fucking drank all of him. We're not sure how Pepsi Man Ultimatum recovered, but we assume it was a very traumatizing experience. Since then, Pepsi Man Ultimatum has never been seen anywhere around The Anime Universe

Abyss Invasion
When creatures from The Abyss started to invade before The Great Anime Wall had been built, Fat Asuka had sat in its stead. Fat Asuka turned out to be so fucking fat that she was powerful enough to maintain balance in The 3rd Realm. Nobody could really even get past her, until The 3rd Realm Ice Cream Truck passed by and Asuka ran her Fatass over there. All of the weird ass Abyss creatures were like uhhh and walked right into The Anime Universe. However, Saitama was able to personally defeat all of them and send em cryin' home to their mamas. This basically lead motioning to build The Great Anime Wall.