Protegent Army

This entire page got deleted so I'm not writing this shit again. Blah blah blah protegent army basically they're all one mind so they think collectively and shit yeah they come from the proto realm and they're just clones of Proto okay there.

History
No one knows when The Army started, but it is confirmed that Proto and Red Spongebob began creating these soldiers. Before the destruction of The Proto Realm, the entire army bowed to Proto. However, now that they are free, The Army has kinda been doing its own thing.

Expansion
Protegent numbers are increasing rapidly, and seemingly infinite amounts of Protos are pouring out of the cloning machine located in The Proto Realm. Because of the Gigaradiation that kills you when you look at it, no one has bothered to go in there and shut it off. Due to the dangerous nature of this universe, the Army chooses to set up their bases elsewhere. However, the only way to get new recruits is from the cloning machine, so convoys are sent daily to retrieve new recruits.

The Gigaradiation Incident
On the morning of July 10th, 1915, 6 Proto soldiers were sent to the cloning lab to retrieve the new recruits. The cargo on their ship included a finite amount of protective blindfolds to be issued to the new recruits to protect from Gigaradiation and viruses, as well as their standard issue orange uniforms. As the safety locks opened to let the new recruits board the spaceship, all of the recruits began forming tumors all over, eventually dying. The cause was small holes in the blindfold that the new recruits could actually see out of.

This was the first time that bodies effected by Gigaradiation were preserved for studying, and most of what we know about this very deadly form of radiation comes directly from this incident. The only body recovered from the incident was the body of recruit Pvt. R. Otto. He was brought back by the convoy and was the only one to make it through the onslaught of Gigaradiation and onto the ship. He died in the arms of the brave men who flew back on the convoy

This was a very tragic incident indeed. President Squidward took to Twitter to say "Very tragic, very tragic indeed. My thoughts and prayers go out to our brave Protegent soldiers who have died in the recent Gigaradiation incident. Sad!". However, the President was later heard to be saying he suspected Isis to be the aggressors and that they were the ones who poked holes in the blindfolds. Squidward also awarded all of the members who died in the incident Purple Hearts'.

Since the incident, precautions have been made to ensure that there are no tears in the protective blindfolds, and that every blindfold be checked, double checked, and gigachecked. Since these precautions have been utilized, no incidents have happened.