Small Fat Asuka

Small Fat Asuka is the smaller version Fat Asuka. Still just as fucking fat and obese but this time it was her choice to grow this big. Small Fat Asuka is Fat Asuka from a different timeline that conforms to the physical restraints of our universe. She would literally be fatter but it's not physically possible.

From Humble Beginnings
she ate a bowl of spaghetti and the rest is history.

Attack on Fort Olive Garden
At 76234t82u346723842893423498237 pm on december the third, Fat Asuka arrived at Fort Olive Garden with the intent to eat infinite food. She ordered the chicken gnocchi (you get endless refills) and the unlimited breadsticks. She ate them forever. She shat all over her fucking seat oh my god

Attack on Titan(s)
When the Titans attacked the big city with the fuckin walls and the edgy kids, Small Fat Asuka was in their city doing the exact same thing to the Titans. They were pussy so they ran the fuck away. hopefully they run to a better anime lol

attack on titanfall
Small Fat Asuka attacked the servers to the notorious and still very very active game Titans Fall based off the book by Zachary Brown. The Respawn entertainment offices were directly next to the Gianax offices. When an episode of Evangelion (episode 10) aired on toonami, Small Fat Asuka leaked into Titan's fall too.