Bernadetta

Bernadetta is a notorious war criminal and top ranking pirahna plant main as well as the wielder of the warhammer Titan now to be confused with warhamm 40,000k but she also has a space marine form

Early life
Bernadetta was born to Purple Spongebob and Tomoko Kuroki during the Nuremberg Trials but shortly after was kidnapped by golbins who while passing through the scooby doo universe to return to the Golbin universe were obliterated by shaggy who upon realising that bernadetta was his granddaughter decided to raise her

Garreg mach Monestary
upon turning 17 bernadetta would return to the anime universe and attend the officers academy at Garreg mach monestary where she would meet Edelgard Von hsresvleg and assist her with the siege of Garreg Mach and the destrcution of the church of seiros this would become the first of many terrorist acts to come

Banishment
after the siege of Garreg Mach bernadetta would proceed to commit many more acts of terrorism that she would be banished from the anime universe for too wander through the 3rd realm for the rest of eternity

War crimes and acts of terrorism
Bernadetta is perhaps the most notorious war criminal in the gigaverse as she has been involved with innumerable acts of terrorist some notable ones being the aforementioned siege of Garreg Mach 9/11 and an ongoing Golbin genocide she is also suspected to have been a major player in the assassination of President Squidward.

Escaping the 3rd realm
while wandering the 3rd realm she encountered captain Spongebob who upon sensing that she is the daughter of one of his alternate selves he invited her to join him on his voyage out of the 3rd realm while she successfully escaped she is the only known survivor to this day

Bionicle form
Bernadetta inherited the ability to turn into a bionicle from her mother tomoko who first unloked the form by drinking the blood of Jerry Seinfeld

Warhammer Titan
One day while dumpster diving somewhere in the Backstreet’s of Chicago bernadetta came upon a syringe that she mistook for heroin and shot The whole thing into her arm but instead of her teeth falling out she turned into a giant purple dude that can copy Edward Elrics act and bend the shape matter her will while also being super fucking tall like really fucking tall holy shit

Space marine
For a brief time bernadetta served as a member of the extinction angels after the siege of Garreg Mach because they are purple and bernadetta hates authority figures which is why she eventually left to begin her journey across the gigaverse but if im being honestly im pretty sure she got kicked out for fire bombing a children’s hospital

Purple haze
bernadetta would take a short break after defecting from the renegade angels and decided to take her purple haze cosplay to anime conventions all across the gigaverse on a road trip with lucina undertale, somewhat ironically contributing massively to the spread of the corona

Porn career
Bernadetta was in desperate need of rent money so she tried to audition for porn but she couldn’t get any roles because her magnum dong was too fucking big as she obtained a body much like thanos in order to become a space marine or something idk I know jack shit about warhammer but I needed to put this thanos edit somewhere so I shoehorned it in here

becoming a vtuber
Bernadetta still needed rent money so she decided to become a vtuber instead and made more than enough to pay for rent

acting ventures
bernadetta decided to try and use her newfound acting talent from becoming a vtuber to try and become a professional actor and surprisingly she actually went on to get many roles such as chowder in the live action remake grimace for macdonalds on ice the purple crewmate in the among us musical barney on the Eric Andre show and twilight sparkle in the my little pony stage play (note: had to remove all images for this section to make the page more readable)

Zero Golbin plan
after bernadetta’s war crimes were exposed to the public by the press her acting career went to shit and she fell into a deep deorconst binge drinking and rewatching neon genesis Evangelion until she decided to target the source of her suffering the golbins who took her from her parents and so she set out to wipe out every last Golbin across every reality using the skills she learned in the third realm to pass through universe with ease

true Bionicle Titan power
while wandering the now barren plains of the Goblin universe she encountered possibly the last other living thing in the goblin The Golbin slayer upon realising that she was copying his act they engaged in combat at once bernadetta not about to go down without a fight was forced to use the true extent of her transformational abilities and turned into the warhammer Bionicle and hitting the Golbin slayer so hard that he remembered his true identity jack black and proceeded to thank bernadetta for freeing him from his own mind and he then proceeded to make 12 more Kung fuu panda movies

true final form
(Work in progres)