Sprig Plantar

Sprig is a rogue hitman and he's also the guy who stole my fucking chicken tendies, GIVE THOSE BACK YOU MONSTER, I WILL END YOUR EXISTENCE EDFHEDHISNKJCBDSJVHJKWAKBCSJBXMSN JXNSLNXJBNSKN!

Inspiration to become a hitman
So one day Sprig was just chilling like the absolute dickshit he was when suddenly ambushed by his archenemy Paul Blart!

"So Sprig-sama, it is at last time for us to do battle, well you should beware because I won't be holding back this time" said Paul Blart.

And then Sprig killed Paul Blart offscreen because he's a huge cunt nugget who won't even kill his enemies on screen like a good boy.

The murder of Paul Blart then gave Sprig a great idea, he would become a hitman!

Becoming a hitman
Sprig began undergoing tutoring to use guns because a hitman without weapons is like a prostitute without STDs. He trained everyday for 4 years to get good until eventually he was finally ready to take on his first assignment.

The very first mission that Sprig was sent on was to assassinate Robbie Rotten to keep him from making everyone in the Gigaverse lazy. Sprig then had to fight his minions Dobby, Flobby, and Bobby before he could kill Robby and it was really hard because they were all scary and stuff.

Sprig put his new found skills to the test and found out that his fists were hard enough to smash through anything, whether it be people, cars, diamonds, and it could even smash brothers (you better fucking laugh or I'll kill your dog). After this revelation, Sprig killed Robbie's minions by punching them really hard until their brains were jelly on the sidewalk and ran to face Robbie Rotten.

Soon, Sprig was face to face with Robbie Rotten and he was more than prepared. He pulled out a rocket launcher and tried to shoot Robbie in the face with it, but then Robbie Rotten teleported out of the way and appeared behind Sprig.

Robbie then jammed his foot so far up Sprig's ass that his teeny tiny footsie was able to tickle Sprig's wittle organs and get ooey gooey blood all over it before pulling his foot out and slapping Sprig across the room.

Sprig was almost all out of options, but he then remembered what his master, Satsuki Kiriyuin said to him.

"Sprig, in order to beat your opponent, you must first beat yourself" then Satsuki sang the Ducktales theme song for an hour and a half.

Sprig then got back onto his feet and declared to Robbie "I know how to beat you, ya little pussyfoot"

"Really, and how is that" said Robbie Rotten

"Like this" Sprig said, before he began to sing the Ducktales theme song for, not an hour like his master, but a whole day. This caused Robbie Rotten to melt into a big mushy pile of soggy Honey Nut Cheerios, due to the Ducktales theme song being his only weakness.

Thus, Sprig's status as a professional hitman was cemented.

Killing Blue Spongebob
Sprig continued making his way around the Gigaverse performing assassinations for people but he got put on the map after he assassinated blue Spongebob.

It was a battle that lasted for for about five days after Sprig was paid to do the job. Blue Spongebob fought long and hard but Sprig killed him by doing that thing where a person is about to sit down on a chair but you pull the chair out from under them and cause them to fall on their ass, only this time Sprig did it in space and caused Blue Spongebob to fall into the sun thus securing his status as one of the best hitmen in the Gigaverse.

Currently
Sprig is happily married to his husband, Cosmic Ghost Rider and they live on a beachside together in California. I still think he should die because he ate my fish sticks. In fact as I'm typing this, I'm planning on storming into his house and slapping him to death with the most dangerous weapon ever created in the Gigaverse, a sock filled with coins. Wish me luck guys cause I'm going in dry, YEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!