D A N

D A N won every single Big Brother ever held in every existing universe. Other Big Brothers that seemed to be won by other Dan Gheeslings were not. D A N socially engineered you into believing that's what happened. Free will is an illusion, the fact is that D A N has socially engineered the entire Gigaverse into believing they can make choices. He has acquiesced trillions of beings and will never end his streak of wins in Big Brother.