M.T

M.T is the daughter of Colossus and Deadpool. She is also known as the greatest Death Metal musician in the Gigaverse. Her skills with an electric guitar have resurrected the dead, killed gods, and can even warp the fabric of space and time.

She’s also pen pals with Bruce Campbell

How she came to be
M.T was born when all of the heavy metal in the whole Gigaverse came together to create a being of pure awesomeness unlike any that the Gigaverse had ever seen up until this point.

When M.T was born, there were angels, demons, and Chinese people all playing electric guitars that spewed blue lightning to introduce the most metal inhabitant of the Gigaverse yet.

When Colossus held her in his arms in the hospital, her first words were "I must rock the fuck out" before pulling out her very own electric guitar and playing a riff that was so amazingly badass, that it caused all of the multicolored Shaggies to explode simultaneously at the same time due to the groove of her notes.

Starting her band
Later on in life, M.T decided that she wanted to start a heavy metal band so that she could melt the hearts and scrotums of people everywhere.

She ended up assembling a band that consisted of the most hardcore people that she could find. Her bandmates were General Grievous, Agent Smith, Robocop, and Peacock.

They had then decided to call their new band, Cock and Ball Torture.

Beating other bands
Several years afterwards, M.Ts band began playing music against other bands in an attempt to become the number one music group in all of the Gigaverse.

The very first band that Cock and Ball Torture fought against was the Justice League. Unlike Cock and Ball Torture, the Justice League mainly played bubblegum pop music and because of this, Cock and Ball Torture had no problem beating the fuck out of this band.

In the Gigaverse, when two bands battle against each other, the god of music, Neil Patrick Harris, judges them both in order to decide which band is better. Whichever band loses, gets their souls consumed by Neil and it makes them cease to exist entirely. This of course means that the Justice League were all eaten by Neil and thus, Cock and Ball Torture moved up in their rank.

Climbing up in the ranks
The next band that Cock and Ball Torture went up against was the Imperium of Mankind. The Imperium were much tougher opponents to beat since their band consisted entirely of Space Marines and they were also being blessed by the God Emperor of Mankind so that naturally meant that their music ended up sounding really good.

Cock and Ball Torture just barely managed to beat them and this was only because of the fact that they managed to steal the God Emperor from the Imperium by bribing him with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. Since everyone knows that the God Emperor is the biggest Doritos fan in the past, present, and future, it meant that he ended up favoring Cock and Ball Torture over the Imperium and thus, the Imperium ended up getting consumed by Neil Patrick Harris

Becoming number one
I'm going to skip over the rest of the band battles because I hate you and I think that you deserve to suffer for what you've done, especially you Jason, you deserve it most of all. The final battle was against the man who had consumed all of the previous bands that'd gotten defeated, Neil Patrick Harris!

This would truly be a hard fought battle, since Neil Patrick Harris was basically a one man band due to having absorbed the powers of all the other bands from the competition.

During this battle, many guitar riffs, heavy metal vocals, and drum beats were exchanged between the two and the battle went on like this for at least 5 days with no seeming end in sight. That is until the God Emperor of Mankind blessed M.T with the spirit of death metal!

M.T then summoned a bajillion electric guitars from the heavens and dropped them on Neil Patrick Harris all at once! This caused Neil to explode into a pile of sour gummy worms which were then consumed by the God Emperor of Mankind since sour gummy worms are another treat that he absolutely can't resist.

Thus, Cock and Ball Torture had secured their place as the number one band in the Gigaverse and they had fans cheering them from all over.

Now
Cock and Ball Torture currently sells over one million albums every second of the day and their music is so powerful that it causes every cell in the body of the average person to get a boner automatically. Even if you are a woman, you will get a boner while you listen to their music.

If you end up getting an erection that lasts for more than a day while listening to their album, you're welcome.