Peppa Pig

You probably clicked on this article thinking that you'd get information on Peppa Pig, but NOPE! THIS IS A PSA ON HOW AWESOME DRUGS ARE!

Drugs and why you should use them
Well for all you kiddies out there reading this, a drug is a magical artifact forged in the fires of Mount Olympus by Vikings.

These Vikings quickly realized that drugs are the shit yo, and decided to export these in other parts of the world. Thus, we were given such a fantastic cavalcade of drugs such as weed, LSD, and Skittles.