Google Chrome Dinosaur

The Google Chrome Dinosaur is a fucking bitch ass pussy. He is horribly addicted to masturbation to the point of waging the ancient Masturbation Wars in the year 1757.

The Masturbation Wars
President Squidward decided to make the act of masturbation illegal and due to the Google Chrome Dinosaur's horrifying addiction, he was devastated by this.

So the Google Chrome Dinosaur did the only thing he could do. He fapped continuously for ten days and ten nights into an old lady's garden and after this, it began to rain and this caused the sperm to grow into sperm soldiers for the Google Chrome Dino to command at his will.

President Squidward found out about this and he was naturally, pretty fucking ticked off by this act of blatant law breaking and set out to do something about it.

The infamous fight with President Squidward
President Squidward found out the Google Chrome Dinosaur's address and immediately showed up at the Dino's house.

Squidward kicked down the door to the Dino's house and yelled out "YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"

The Google Chrome Dinosaur took a sip of Surge Soda before swishing it around in his mouth and spitting it into President Squidward's face. He then turned to the camera and said "did you know that the human heart beats 42 million times every year? Now you can say that you learned something from a Gigaverse article"

President Squidward then jumped into the air and kicked the Google Chrome Dinosaur so hard that he flew into outer space.

Growing stronger in outer space
Google Chrome Dinosaur was so frickin mad now. Not only was masturbation illegal, but now he was in space due to President Squidward kicking his tooshie in a fight.

Google Chrome Dinosaur then saw that his whole body was glowing and it made him realize that when President Squidward kicked him into space, it must've caused his body to absorb cosmic rays and be granted new, reality bending powers.

Google Chrome Dinosaur used this power in order to bring his sperm army with him and he also created a new army, but this time it was comprised entirely of Hank Hills who were ready to kick asses for their master.

Google Chrome Dinosaur then flew back down to earth to go and spank President Squidward's butt in order to get revenge.

Beating President Squidward
Google Chrome Dinosaur was now on earth and he spied President Squidward drinking milk out of cocoanut, like the complete and utter trash he was.

President Squidward got up and said "are you ready to submit to your new master?"

Google Chrome Dinosaur shook his head and said "no, I am here to chew bubble gum and spank ass, and I'm all out teeth to chew with"

Google Chrome Dinosaur then ordered his army of Hank Hills to kick President Squidward's ass, which they gladly did for over 10,000 years until President Squidward surrendered and made masturbation legal once again, thus setting the Gigaverse back on the right path towards victory once again.