Taiga Aisaka

Taiga Aisaka is a wretched blob of adorableness of which there can be no other rival to. She is also one of the users of the moeforce, which can grant the user great power depending on how much moe they can use at a time.

Origin
Taiga was born in a test tube, inside a taco, inside a fried turkey leg, inside a Taco Bell, inside a Burger King, inside a Walmart, inside a Target, inside a Five Guys, underwater and that was just the start of her messy birth.

After she was born, her mom decided to throw her into the baby trash and so Taiga had to be raised by hobos who ended up turning out to actually be pretty cool guys all things considered.

These hobos turned out to not be hobos at all, but were actually Tibetan monks who taught Taiga about the secrets of the ancient power, known as the Moeforce.

Gaining the moeforce
In order for Taiga to be able to harness the moeforce's immense power, she needed to be put through a series of trials and tribulations. Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to handle the massive power and responsibility that comes with such a legendary power.

The first trial was a very simple one. It was to suck the dicks of 100 College football players in 10 minutes without stopping once. Taiga managed to blow everyone's expectations out of the water by doing it in 5 minutes and then she spent the other 5 minutes eating Lunchables and drinking Caprisun, the snack choice of the gods!

The second trial was a bit more difficult than the last one. This time it was to fight Nicholas Cage for five rounds in a boxing ring. Since Nicholas Cage was utterly invincible, the point of this trial wasn't to beat him, it was simply to survive him long enough for the power to begin channeling through her. One again, Taiga managed to prove exceptional by not only surviving Cage, but actually managing to knock him out!

Her third and final trial was now going underway. This trial was the most difficult one of them all, it was to invent time travel, while balancing five chicken nuggets on her nose, fighting several clones of Danny Devito, needing to survive the planet Mars crashing into the earth, while fingering herself the entire time all at once!

This was a most difficult task and many had died trying to attempt it in their quest to harness the power of the moeforce, but Taiga proved herself to be a cut above the rest. She managed to do every single task that was assigned to her and managed to prove herself worthy of obtaining the power of the moeforce, much to the delight of the monks who'd raised her.

Waging her war
The monks then told Taiga that they now had nothing left to teach her and that it was time for her to go out into the Gigaverse and use her new power in whatever way she saw fit, as long as she spread the word of the moeforce. Taiga took these words to heart and began using her newfound power to fight against the evil forces of the Cat in the Hat and his gang of Piraka!

Their fight would wage across the Gigaverse and cause the destruction of several star systems due to the immense power that both sides held within their grasp.

It would be a battle long remembered for at least an hour before everyone just moved on because they had better things to do.

Finally killing her enemies
Taiga and the Cat in the Hat continued fighting each other for eons with no end in sight until one day, Taiga realized that the moeforce gave her more powers and abilities than she had originally thought.

She raised her hands in a cross position and yelled out "MOE ACTIVATE!"

Thus she had finally transformed into her ultimate form, known as Ultraman Taiga!

The Cat in the Hat stared at this new form and just asked "N * * * * what?" Before Ultraman Taiga put her hands together and fired a laser beam which caused the Cat in the Hat to explode in a fiery explosion and caused me to become slightly aroused while writing this article.

The Piraka saw the death of their leader happen before their very eyes and due to their code of honor, they bowed before their new leader, Taiga Aisaka!

Taiga then changed back to her normal form and said "hail to the king baby" before taking her new gang of Piraka, and using them to achieve her dream of starting her own basketball team and absolutely playing her heart out on the court.