Protocoin

Protocoin is the official currency of the Protegent Army.

Creation
The Protegent Army created the Protocoin in 2017 because they saw bitcoin and didn't understand what it actually was.

Protocoin is a physical currency created from "protarium" well known for its insane exchange rate of 1.00 Protocoin = 90354930260468243890343419014314298914324889432897437823583916578095646895189389413289656132985136894312983127883579810379830581327957389583920175381975381932718399577891358943672985203874389543289578920436892439862483976894382935478293459823478523874958923458972348957832795842389759842755328977758493258742382436892 USD.

This rate is artificially inflated by the Protegent Army and very few people actually recognize protocoin as a legitimate currency. It is also well known that the Protegent army is a hive mind and therefore has no reason to have an official currency for themselves.