Cobra Commander

Cobra Commander is a sick mothafucka and he should not be trifled with. He kicked me in the nuts and didn't even apologize.

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Cobra Commander was created the very second that you clicked on this article, in a way, you are responsible for his existence and now you need to take responsibility for your new son or I will drown you in my lifetime supply of gamer girl bathwater and there's nothing you can do about it.