The Normal World

The Normal world is the world that encompasses our own universe. We call it normal, however it's not normal to anyone else; funny isn't it. For more information on this universe, visit the entire wiki dedicated to it.(Some information may differ from what's written here depending on what timeline you are currently in)

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Notable Characters/Groups

 * Dan Gheesling
 * Obama
 * Punished Dan
 * Markiplier
 * Pewdiepie
 * Jacksepticeye
 * Solid Snake
 * Raiden
 * Mr. Phelps
 * Racist Yoda
 * Fiji Mermaid
 * Adam

Notable Events

 * Armageddon

First Timeline
In the beginning there was nothing. Then all of a sudden God did some fuckin magic and Wham! The universe was created. A lot of people say that there was a big bang but that actually turns out to be when Red Spongebob went back in time to create the Helium Bomb, which was a giant failure. According to Happeh Theory, Wizards came and created the earth, and God made Adam and Eve. One day they ate some fuckin apples and God flipped his shit and sent them out into the wild where there were lions and tigers and bears oh my!!

Fast forward a bit, you got Cain mercin' that motherfucker Abel with a rock, Dune Coons creating like triangles and shit, Alexander and his pussy ass bitches, fuckin bombs and shit all this stuff happened its wild.

In 1939, Hitler was born and become ruler of Germany. At the age of only 6, he won World War II. He kicked those American assholes off of Earth and into space. What a great man

The Nazi's took over the entire world, and believe it or not it actually wasn't that bad! Albert Einstein tragically died in the holocaust since he was juice. Hitler lived on to be over 600 years old and ruled the Nazi Empire to his last breath. After that Aliens took over and life was substantially better for a lot of people. In the year 2001 AD, the world trade center came crashing down and it was a big tragedy. Honestly it was terrible, it sucked. But then in 3001 AD the entire earth blew the fuck up. Eventually the Universe kept getting bigger and died, marking the end to this chapter of life.

However, thanks to the invention of the Time Machine, none of this garbage matters.

Second Timeline
In the Second Timeline, time travelers went back to 1942 to turn the tides of World War 2 when they inception style planted ideas into Eisenhower's brain to launch Operation Overlord. Because of this, Hitler eventually lost World War 2 and the world was saved. Japan was nuked by America and the world saw the awesome power of Atom. However the power would soon turn to be a curse when a decade later, the USSR and the USA plunged the world into a deadly nuclear war. The Earth cracked in half entirely, and the tribes of humans referred to the massive objects as "Terra West" and "Terra East". Eventually, time travel was invented again so its okay

Third Timeline
In the Third Timeline, time travelers again went back to 1947 to cause the alien crash landing in Roswell, New Mexico. This, however, turned out to not be enough, because in 1970, the world was again annihilated in a nuclear war between the USA and the USSR. The Earth cracked in half entirely, and the tribes of humans referred to the massive objects as "Terra Left" and "Terra Right". Yet again, somehow time travel got invented

Forth Timeline (Your Current Timeline!)
In the Forth Timeline, The Cold War was permanently prevented when Lee Harvey Oswald went back and assassinated John F. Kennedy. However, due to a major epic time fuck up, Lee Harvey Oswald accidentally created clones of himself, all going after Kennedy with the intent to kill. One of them hid near a grassy knoll, one on the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository, and the last used a complicated umbrella gun instrument to shoot Kennedy up close. The only one who was caught was the Texas School Book Depository guy and the rest got away. Jack Ruby made sure they were okay.

In 2019, in a market in china, a man had sexual intercourse with a bat and caught Covid-19, eventually spreading it throughout the world, killing everyone. Apes invented time travel.

The Great War of The Protos
In the 5th timeline of the universe, The Protegent Army invaded. They met with the Fuhrer, but instantly shot her in the fucking face and she died rest in peace Angela Merkel ;). They took over and now they're being like dicks because for the past couple timelines they keep hogging up the universe and it's really gay. So yeah if you're reading this Proto fuck you and I bet you like it up the ass gay boy!!