Green Spongebob

Green Spongebob is a family member of the Squarepants, he is a distant cousin of Red Spongebob and ew Purple Spongebob. He's really cool and mostly everybody likes him unlike Purple Spongebob. One time Green Spongebob threw a huge party and Gucci Mane showed up!!!!!!!!!

Early life
Green Spongebob was literally born to party. His parents put Andrew WK on headphones attached to the womb and when he came out he was holding a can of shitty cheap ass beer. He instantly started dancing gangnam style op op op opan gangnam style and then he hit the woah, the griddy, and all the other dances all at once, forging a new dance he called "getting spongayy".

When Green Spongebob was in 2nd grade he got in a rap battle with another fish (travis scott fish) and he dissed him so hard the other fish cried. He laughed in his fucking face.

Late Life
After watching Project X, Green Spongebob was inspired to throw an insane party on an entire planet. He chose Kel-Azak in the Stellaris universe. The party ended with the complete evisceration of the entire globe. 6ix 9ine was allegedly seen there and so was Pop Smoke but he did not make it out alive due to the planet exploding rip pop smoke. After the party Green Spongebob hooked up with legendary soul singer Marvin Gaye and he turned him gay.